Err... Lethal Cilium

Welcome to my head - it's a bit lonely in here at times

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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

I reblogged this so fast guys

(via maple-n-bitches)

Filed under macbeth shakespeare thrift shop macklemore and those are some tags I never thought I would see together english lolz

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lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via hella-nootella)

Filed under OMFG this was an amazing story like it had characterisation plot and a tragic death scene and humour of course lolz school teachers english

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godric:
i took your advice salazar
salazar:
what advice
godric:
about having giant versions of our house animals
salazar:
oh no
godric:
i got a 60 foot lion
salazar:
oh no
godric:
she's in the grounds right now
salazar:
OH NO
godric:
look out the window bro
salazar:
salazar:
wait i dont see her
godric:
yeah i was lion about the whole thing
salazar:
godric:
salazar:
i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
godric:
ayyyyy
salazar:
ayyyyy

Filed under lolz harry potter founders gryffindor slytherin puns haha this is now headcanon